Selopa The Colonel Anal Vibe

Sure, maybe if you tossed the khaki-clad Colonel into the woods, you’d have a hard time finding it again, but if you’re looking for an anal vibe that’ll blend in with the rest, this isn’t it!

Perfectly sized for anal novices (it might be a wee bit big for newcomers, but goals!) Selopa’s plug-shaped Colonel vibe is a total classic, from a sleek tapered tip to a comfy neck and broad, safety-conscious base.

The Colonel was built to please, and please it does – remember that this silky plug can vibrate, too. A powerful core motor sends ten speeds and patterns of rumbly vibration straight to you – or them. Buttons on the base or the included remote control the buzz.

The Colonel is made of premium silicone, which is hypoallergenic, nonreactive, and safe for sensitive skin. It’s also extra easy to clean—use soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. The Private is safe to use with any top-quality water-based lube, but please keep it away from silicone lubes and other silicone toys/products. It is USB rechargeable (cord included) and waterproof. The remote takes one AAA battery (not included).